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Funny SMS - 1
• An old rich man marries a
young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
• Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman
becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down.
So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.
• Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear
expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
• Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin
karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
• Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
• Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our
meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a
Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack
• Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
• Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky
Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also
send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
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